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PUBLICATION: Bazuba Magazine
DATE: January 2004
SECTION: Bazuba Reviews: Hotspot

ROXY
By Tom Interval
(Jacqo contributed to this review.)

Man, was she hot. From her peaks to her peds, this girl commanded attention. A true goddess, if you will. Okay, so she probably wasn’t the best conversationalist in the crowd. But her leather mini, golden-brown skin, firm legs and Aphrodite face spoke for themselves. With women like that at Roxy, who needs a better reason to go?

Of course, there’s more to this hotspot than just the ladies. Self-dubbed as “the place to be,” Roxy’s upscale atmosphere includes two high-energy floors featuring a variety of music, drinks and entertainment, with each night boasting a different theme (check out the Nightly Themes chart).

Cover$5 to $10, depending on the night
DressSlick Casual/Trendy
MusicTop 40, Hip-Hop, Jazz, Funk, Nightly Themes
ParkingFree Valet Service
Address740 Bennett Road, Orlando
Phone407-898-4004 (VIP reservations: 321- 663-9106)
Webwww.roxyorlando.com
As the club states on its Web site, the main dance room on the lower level truly is “the heartbeat of Roxy.” A state-of-the-art sound system cranks out Top 40 tunes and features video projection while sizzling senoritas—both Roxy pros and crazy amateurs—dance on platforms. Drink orders come quickly, and female bartenders usually dress in schoolgirl skirts to please the wicked side of every man. Roxy also has ICE, a recently redesigned room featuring the “hip-phunk” sounds of hip-hop, basement jazz and funk: A great outlet for those who don’t get into the tunes played in the main dance room.

Interested in getting special treatment? Roxy has three VIP areas, including Bedside Service, the Safari area and the upper-level VIP room, which has private restrooms. But if you make VIP reservations, be prepared to pay through the nose (you better bring a box of tissues). Although you won’t wait in line or pay a cover, you’ll have to purchase a minimum of one bottle of booze for every four people in your group; the cheapest bottle is 85 bucks. And don’t forget the 20% gratuity Roxy tacks on to all bottle sales. Hey, I’m only the messenger. I never said being a VIP is economical.

The good news, however, is that you don’t have to be a VIP to have a great time at Roxy. Overall, the atmosphere is electric, the service is outstanding, the chicks are first-rate and the music is great. So if you haven’t been there yet, go with your buddies and see for yourself. But remember: Don’t wear shorts, sneakers, T-shirts, sandals, hats or crummy jeans. Otherwise, Roxy’s thugs won’t let you in.

NIGHTLY THEMES

NIGHTEVENTCOVERDRINK SPECIALS
MondayFight Night: Have a hankering to box? This is your chance to be in the ring. No prizes.$5 (Ages 21 and over)$2 longnecks all night
TuesdayCollege Night: Bikini contest$5 (18 and over)$1 drinks all night
WednesdayLatin Night$5 (guys 21 and over); free for girls 18 and over$2 select beers till midnight; girls drink free till midnight
ThursdayModels & Bottles$7 (18 to 20)
$5 (21 and over)
Free till midnight for chicks
2-for-1 bottles in the VIP room
FridayPhat Friday: 102 Jamz live with DJ Nasty spinning hip-hop and R&B$8; Ladies free till 11 p.m., then $52-for-1 drinks till 11 p.m. Girls drink free till 11 p.m.
SaturdaySpin: Dance till 3 a.m. with MTV’s DJ Scotty B mixing hip-hop, Billboard dance and club mixesFree till 11 p.m.; after that, $10 (18 to 20), $5 (21 and over)None listed
SundayTeen Night: When there’s no school on Monday. This month: Jan. 4 and 18 only. See Roxy Web site for latest info.$10 before 9 p.m., $12 afterNone listed

































High-Points: There are miniskirt-clad chicks everywhere.
Low Points: Girls get free drinks more often than guys do.


WHATRATING
Babes1.0
Service1.0
Cost0.60
Music0.90
Value0.90
Fun1.0
TOTALBAZUB (5.40 OUT OF 6)
(6=BAZUBA, 5=BAZUB, 4=BAZU, 3=BAZ, 2=BA, 1=B)




















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